Manufacturers have come up with ways to artificially flavor medicine so that children will gladly consume it. Yet, in this 21st century we are still struggling to get our kids to eat their vegetables. Therefore, I have compiled a few ideas that if manufacturers were to use to artificially flavor vegetables, I know that kids would gobble them right up:
Dirt Flavored Broccoli
Cat Food Flavored Spinach
Bug Flavored Beets
Booger Flavored Cauliflower
2 Month Old Cheerio Stuck in Couch Cushion Flavored Carrots
Pre-chewed Gum Stuck to Underside of Restaurant Table Flavored Brussel Sprouts
With these exciting new flavors available, your children will soon be saying, “More vegetables please!”
ha!ha! Melissa you are too funny! I will take two of the “booger flavour”; he might eat those
haha!! Yes, those would have been one of my kids favorites!!!
The cheerio one would definitely work in our house! haha!
That is exactly what inspired me to write this! Yesterday, Cesar pulled out an old linty Cheerio from the couch and I told him to go throw it away but instead he popped it in his mouth and said, “Yummy!” Yet…I can’t get broccoli to pass through his little lips!!
lol!
Bug-flavoured beets; sign me up!
haha!!! I’m sure they would catch on!
Super gross!
But I read them all and they all make sense! 
I know! It is really disgusting but all of my kids have consumed one or all of these things at some point!
And I suspect nearly every child on the planet as well.
Which is why it is SO gross AND funny! 
OHMYGOODNESS!! The boogers and chewed gum had me rolling on the floor!! KIDS ARE SOOOO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bency’s diet when he was 1-2 years old consisted mainly of boogers (this one may still be part of his daily nutrition) and dirt! He was the worst! Yesterday Cesar pulled out a linty Cheerio out of the couch and proceeded to pop it in his mouth and say, “Yummy!” And yes, I hang my head but Iris has consumed the gum from underneath a table a time or two! So disgusting!
you’ve gotta love kids!!!!!!! (p.s remind me not to come over for dinner! xxxxxxxxxx)
Cat-food flavored spinach for my household! My three year old is constantly pretending to be a cat. This might be the only way to get him to eat leafy greens!
You’re too funny!
Hi Melissa, I have nominated you for the liebster award
http://wonderlandbytatu.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/liebster-award-thank-you-doro/
LOL!! Kids gourmet
HAHA! I’m guessing the booger flavour is gonna fly off the shelves!
I nominated you for the beautiful mama blog award
see http://embracingtheinsanity.wordpress.com/2013/02/26/beautiful-mama-blog-award/ for info 
I think I may have just pee’d a little. Thanks for that.
Ha! So true!!!